First Stage

Just a little update. Me now is doing my master and it is all about sperm & testes. ^^

What I am doing now is practicing how to collect the sperm by using artifial vagina (we prepare ourselves okeh). Wowwwiii,  soooo intriguing! Pity that deceived rabbit, when I placed the female rabbit for dummy in his cage, he excitedly mount on her hoping to be daddy? Hihi. But I cruelly substituting the ‘real one’ with artificial vagina to collect his semen. Even though it is such a false hope, but the condition of artificial vagina is almost 95% similar to the original one. Jeng jeng jeng. So that pity wanted-to-be-daddy-soon rabbit is actually wont feel sooooo disappointed since he does not know we are deceiving him. That’s all. Oh, one more thing. I just got this knowledge, when a rabbit ejaculated, he’ll scream loudly such “aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh” and sometimes it sounds like goat; mbek.?

Kisah Escalator

All this time I just been listened to other people’s experiences in Makkah/Madinah; whatever we do correctly/incorrectly, everything will be ‘paid cash’ there.

12 June 2010, Madinah (Masjid Qiblatain) – Everyone in my group was performed dhuha prayer here. On my way out from the meditation region, two female arabians were shouting to each other and I never tried to comprehend the quarrel since every single words was in arab. BTW,  deep in my heart said, “wow, daring nya minah-minah arab nie, selambe bergaduh kalau tak puas hati”.

Actually I was heading to the bus downstairs then ten steps further I had to line up to be on escalator. In front of me there was one of the daring-arab-woman-who-just-quarreled to get onto the escalator. She was horrified looking at that moving stairs and once again I undoubtedly said to my mother, “Laaaa, tadi nampak hebat sangat bergaduh, naik escalator pon nak takut!” and she smiled.

On the way down, I could see 20 people were queuing up for inoccupied escalator and if one of them safely reached upstairs, they gave a big applause. It was funny and I laughed. I’m telling the truth. I never knew that all-black-arabs-in-purdah were not get used to escalator.

13 June 2010, Madinah (Masjid Nabawi) – All this while I never noticed the escalator to get down to the area for ablution and I excitedly dragged my mother there and said, “eh, ada escalator lah mama nak pegi ambil wudu bawah ni” and we together get down easily by escalator. We already had ablution, once again we need to wait for two arab women to make step on the escalator to go upstairs. We made steps a while after them and we were just 3 steps down on that moving stairs. I dont know why but suddenly they seemed unbalanced and fell backwards and lied on us. I am pretty sure everyone can estimate the weight of a-40years-female-arab, if not im gonna tell u, it is around 100 kg per person! OMG. Then two person lied on us? Frankly speaking I’m not sooooo slim but you know, I also can be categorized as quite slim and how could I withstand to this lying arab on me? I felt so horrible and tried to free and ‘unwrap’ myself from that  pathetic lady. Next task was to get my mother up because she stuck on that escalator since that 100kg arab  unconsciously lying on her. Alhamdulillah merely a little bit of effort, I could get my mother up and we straightly helped  those arabs and about 3 minutes later they able to stand up. Phewww!

In Masjid Nabawi, my mother complained her leg was hurt and when I looked there was bruise and swollen! And I had backache

We realized and blamed ourselves for laughing to our own relatives in Masjid Qiblatain instead of helping them to get onto escalator.

Moral of the story : Cooperation is important in Islam, mind your words not only in Makkah/Madinah but try to practice everywhere and don’t ever think people seeking for help were cumbersome.

Masjid Nabawi

Bersungguh-Sungguh Demi Nur Khairiatun, Oh Atun!

14 Februari 2010 Atun kahwin. Bes gile kan die.

Plan konvoi ke Pekan bermula seminggu sebelum majlis la kan.

Tapi tibe2 disebabkan beberapa hal yang tak dapat dielakkan, Mudin ditinggalkan. Haha. Sowee Mudin!!

Gather kat Putrajaya, sempat la posing & sembahyang Asar dekat Masjid Putra tu.

Chantek kan awan.

Owh kalau pakai seluar tak bole masuk masjid kat Putrajaya, kene pakai jubah graduation nie baru leh masuk

Lepas tu bermula la perjalanan ke Kuantan.

Oyh, memang IMPIAN nak jalan jauh-jauh dengan kawan malam-malam oke. So macam dream comes true la perjalanan ke Kuantan tu sebab kitorang bertolak nak dekat Maghrib.

Coffee Break~

Walaupon agak jem, tapi aku tetap seronok sebab dream comes true la kata kan! haha~

Then malam tu sampai pukol 10 malam kot. Tido rumah kakak Anis. Pssstttt, nak MENGUMPAT sikit. Sebenanye, HANIZA HANIM a.k.a NIZA janji nak bagi kitorang tido umah die. Tapi tibe2 die kate die kene pegi JB!! Woh, serius kami terkapai-kapai. Nasib baik ade kakak Anis. *pls, tolongla Niza bukak blog nie *

Tidur…

Wah, 14 Februari!! Atun kawen. Yeye~

Die sangat santik! Selamat Pengantin Baru Atun. Moge kekal ye yang ye, dapat beby-beby comel ye

Cantikkan baju die. pink-hijau. i like

Ramai gile budak Semesta datang. Penuh la rumah Atun sampai orang lain memang dah tak masuk rumah tu. Huhu. Lepak2 amik gamba then around pukul 3 petang kitorang pon nak balik dah. Salam-salam dengan Atun. Pastu kan. Selambe aku cakap kat Atun, “Atun, jeng jeng jeng, malam nie” Hahahahahaha. Atun yg sememangnye sporting semenjak aku dormmate ngan die mase Form 4 dulu selambe berkate “Haha, penat la malam nie, nanti kalau dah aku SMS” OMG!!! “Die masih selambe seperti dulu,” kata ku di dalam hati. Haha. Tak sangke sampai sekarang die tak SMS lagi pon??????? Hahahahahahaha~

Before balik mase Atun main bisik-bisik~ haha

Eh, penat gile la menaip!!!

Sambung sikit lagi. Petang & malam tu pegi jalan2 umah kawan2 kat Kuantan. Kenyang nak mampos. Pegi umah A’a, O’an, Ijud Hel, Pijah. Pagi esok pegi umah Mong. Alhamdulillah, Maimunah adik Mong yang dah 9 bulan koma sgt banyak improvement! Insya-Allah tak lame lagi sedar macam biase la tu Mong

Pastu pukul 11 balik KL.

Dah, serius penat taip. Bye!!!

Tiga Malam.

Disebabkan ketiadaan kereta, aku terpaksa berkampung kat kolej 17. Tige malam tido pukol 3 pagi. Weyh lame dah tak duduk asrama. Seronot gileee lepak malam2 ngan kawan.

Malam pertama : (Heh, malam pertama? haha). Borak2 sampai kol 3.

Malam kedua : Pegi tengok Avatar. Wah, sokong Syahmi, awesome Avatar. Patotla mase die semangat cerita pasal jalan cerita Avatar kat aku then aku macam dengar tak dengar die macam merajuk. Haha. To Syahmi : Oke sekarang dah paham nape awk sangat semangat mase bercerite ngan saye. Rupenye cite tu bes gile :p

Malam ketige : Migrain tahap cipan. Sume gare2 siang tu tak pakai face mask mase handle specimen dalam formalin. Habis migrain sepanjang malam. Terpakse telan actifast 2 bijik. Lepas tu, legaaaa!

Pastu kol 8 hantar Izzati pegi ajar tuisyen kat Taman U. Then kol 10 malam pegi Yankies Hut ngan Nad, Baber, Zati ngan Iwa. Makan punye makan tgk2 dah pukol 12.30 a.m! Hoih! Curfew kol 12 a.m. Bile sampai gate Kolej 17 kol 1 a.m, pintu pagar sume dah kunci. Camno nie. Takpe. Berlagak cool. Izzati ngan Ber keluar kete konon nak slow talk ngan guard. Tak pasal2 name aku dijual sebagai pesakit yg perlu ke klinik kerane demam. Heh. Semua gare2 sebab hidung aku dah merah sbb bersin2 mase tgh makan. Memang la weh, aku resdung kot. Malam2 sejuk orang resdung memang la bersin2. Oke, seterusnya, guard nak MC plak dah. Zati ngan Ber kate tak mintak MC sebab takde kelas esoknye. Last2 die nak ubat. Ceh. Korek punye korek beg, memang tak jumpe ubat. Yang jumpe adalah OXY 10 bersamaan ubat jerawat. Haha. Bile guard tanye doc bagi ubat ape, jawab jela ubat sapu dan kami pon gelak2. Lalu terkantoi la di situ kami menipu. Lalu kami terpakse menulis name di dalam buku “Pelajar pulang lewat”.

Esoknye mase mama jempot nak balik rumah, bile nak keluar dari pagar, guard yg same memberikan senyuman yg sungguh sinis kat aku. Ceh.

Muah Muah

It was really nervous!

Lata Meraung has an amazing waterfall and it is located in Jerantut, Pahang.

Lata Meraung

I’ve spent my weekend in Jerantut with my other four friends. Nad, BABER (main cast in this entry), Zulaikha and Iwa.We arrived there around 10 a.m. It was a bit relief when I saw there was another family having picnic nearby our port.

When I looked at the water just underneath the waterfall, “owh, tempat yang gelap tu mesti dalam” crossed in my mind and spoke it out to my friends.

Nad, Baber, Iwa and Zulaika already got into the water. The water was about their knees. It was damn cold. I couldnt get into the water instead of sitting on the big rock, not so far from the waterfall.

I dunno why this one-stubborn-lady a.k.a BABER still wanna head to waterfall whereas she had to go through the dark spot, i mean, the very deep part of the water.

Man, it was really nervous + gelabah + speechless + actless + anxious + worried and all feelings became one when I saw Baber started to panic. The water was about her nose. She began to wave asking for aid. But she still smiled (musykil aku). Zulaikha spontaneously tried to reach Baber’s hand and she also got into the dark spot! OMG. OMG. Both of them were suffocated!

Since they were 3 meter directly from my eyes, I felt really ………… Weh, cuak gilos! I started to scream “tolooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooongggg” but the makcik around that place just looking at me and buat bodo. Ooo man, pekak ke hape orang tue nie!!!

Nad dan Iwa pulak cuba selamat kan dengan cara keretapi (haha).

BTW, I tried to extend my leg for them to grab but FAILED.

Once again. Also FAILED!

FAILED.

FAILED.

Damn!

Suddenly I glimpsed a headline of tomorrow’s newspaper, “Dua pelajar UPM mati lemas di Lata Meraung”……

Dalam hati aku : “Baber nape senyum nie, mengucap laaaaahhhh!! “

I just made another effort, I extended my hand then suddenly Zulaikha reached it. ALHAMDULILLAH.

I was shaking for a while. Speechless.

But after 10 minutes, I gave a non-stop-nagging dedicated special for BABER.

Sekian terima kasih.

Lakonan Semula Kami hihi

Summary of my hols~

I stride to my final year in two days time. I almost finish my hols and it is as though tremendously great holiday overall.

It was really fun to know Kak Nurul (UIA) and Ira (PTPL). Oke fine, also Bala (PTPL) :p We ultimately finished our internship in Hospital Putrajaya! What a relief.

Kami intern Putrajaya!

Holiday = Eat, eat and eat. Till my cholesterol level reach 5.9! What the heck. Haiyooo. :’( For raising my HDL level, I must consistently work out. This is one of the method. Aktiviti sihat 6 sekawan kan!

berbasikal

Then we three stooges (Baber Nad Yatie) flew to Terengganu for a vacation. It was very happening. You know why. We didnt pay for any accommodation fee hihi. We stayed in Zulaikha’s and Farah’s hse. They hv such an extremely generous family. Plus, Zulaika’s mom gave us free-of-charge pile of keropok lekor. Thanx buddies. Muah muah.

terengganu here we come!

I played kite after about a decade I left this kind of activity. Aaaaa percayalah ianya amat seronok!

main layang-layang sangat seronot kawan-kawan! :p

And at last. I got it!!!!

Ini adalah impian sejak 3 tahun dulu. Nak ade kapel t-shirt. Hehe.

And I finished reading 2 and a half novels throughout the holiday hihi ; Remember Me and Confessions of a Shopaholic by Sophie Kinsella while Remember When by Judith Mc Naught on the way. :p I also watched Nite at the Musuem 2, Jangan Pandang Belakang Congkak, Drag Me to Hell and Transformer 2 at cinema. They are all such a great movie.

Thannnxxxx!!

Lastly, I enjoy my hols a lot since I organize my short-2-weeks hols wisely. Happy learning to all biomedic friends!

Weekend di Kuantan and Kak Anoi Wedding

The truth is I dont hv any idea what to upload in this blog since ive gone through my dull days during my hols :’( Everyday i go to hospital Putrajaya around 7.15 am and will be back around 5.45 pm. Thats my routine. Anyway, I used to occupy my weekend blissfully. Last weekend, I went to Kuantan together with Maslina and Syahmi to pay a visit to my secondary school’s friend, Mong. Alhamdulillah. He apparently seemed okay. We felt glad to see him smiled and laughed.Pray for him ogeh?

Kami di KMC

amboi, sedap gile boss besa tido kat belakang. huhu. tapi setengah jalan pastu boss besa dengan baik hati offer nak drive. sian kat ina penat kot. :3

For this weekend, i went to Seremban for Kak Anoi wedding. She is my bro-in-law’s youngest sister. What a grand wedding. Sampai menteri besar Negeri Sembilan pon datang kot. Huhu. I reached earlier than mama since I had to make up Syasya because she had been tasked to be a flower girl. Cute gile. After I finished making up Syasya, everybody gave compliment to Syasya “comel nye la hai budak nie”, “cantek nye Syasya!”, “olololo cium sikit budak kiut nie” but suddenly I heard one voice said “tak lawa pon”. It was Sarah! She was very envious because everybody kept on saying Syaya comel. Haha. And lastly I offered to make up Sarah. I powdered her, applied some blusher, eye-shadow, lisptick tadaaaaaaaaaa. Siap!

Sarah comel jugak apee..

FamiLyku SyurgaKu

cik flower girl N flower boy

hihi

aku zoom MB nogori mase makan. saiko gile perbuatan. huhu

So, starting from tomorrow, I’m going back to my routine. Practical. 4 more weeks to go! chaiyok Yatie. I’ll be working at histopathology department for 2 weeks. Pray for me. Wassalam~

Stool? Sputum? OMG!

Green stool? Sticky sputum? OMG! That’s what played in my mind during the first day i was placed in microbiology lab. I am doing my practical in microbiology lab for 2 weeks.

About 100 samples i have to culture per day. More than 100 samples per person. A bit tiring and seriously i hv backache doing this sort of thing.

Anyway, i feel free to share my-first-day-experience in microbe lab.

I have to fill in the form for the samples received in microbe lab. Blood. Urine. Stool. Sputum. High Vaginal Swab. Pus. You just named it. I already touched everything. :’(

Most “sweetest” memory ever in microbe lab. I was holding a bottle of stool (stool tu kaler coklat macam cair jugakla!) to copy the ID into the registration form. Suddenly I felt something cold on my hand. OMG! The bottle was actually leaking! Nah.

Luckily i was wearing gloves. Wawawawa. Bau tak usah cakap. Harum semerbak. Tapi name patient dekat botol tu macam hensem oke! Harap name je macam hensem, tapi bau…… mak aih!!! :3

The fourth day i was there, i did a big mistake. I wrongly copied the ID for the patients. I labelled sample for patient A with patient B’s ID and vice versa. What a messy. At last, i realized i did mistakes then I had to start all over again. :’( Double tiring.

Sometimes i enjoy to do this kind of work. Helping the patients. Actually lab result is very important since it determines the dose of the medicine for the patient, what treatment the patient has to go through etc. If the result is inaccurate, the patient might be died. It tells how important lab workers are.

P/S : Kepada rakan-rakan Biomedic, chaiyok! Tunggu turn masing2 ber-lab microbe.

Tengah culture sample di atas media

Foya-foya sebelum LI

Since I dont hv any holiday for this semester, I used to enjoy my 2-days-holiday-before-industrial-training. Only 2 days! WTH. :’( I just finished my final exam on Friday.

I visited my beloved nenek at kampung on Saturday. Nenek sihat. Alhamdulillah. I told nenek that I’m going to work for 2 months with no salary then nenek gave me RM50! Yey!!!

Sunday :

Me, mama, along, abang zizi, syasya, sarah and maslina went to Armanda to celebrate mama’s birthday. Mama was very happy.

my family

I gave a perfume to mama as birthday present.

For my mama

Mama sangat suka kek ini sebab ada tulis “Sweet 18″ .. Kami membodek. Hihi.

Marshmallow cake also for mama~

Tak hengat sebab ape gumbira sangat nie~

Maka, habislah 2 hari percutian aku. wawaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa~ :’(

Happy LI for all biomedic 3rd year students!!! :3

I am a molecule

This 6 minutes video is about air pollution in KL and Kalimantan. This is the synopsis of the presentation:

Safwan (main cast) is an asthmatic patient. He walks in a hustle and bustle of a city. The air in the city is polluted by the fumes released by vehicles. Fumes released contain SO2, NO2 and CO which are very harmful to human body. I am NO2! Sano is SO2 while Dilah is CO.

He wants to go to a place with fresh environment and he plans to go to Hawaii (Tak bole! ramai orang pakai bikini), Bali (tak bole jugak! sebab Asyraf Sinclair ngan Bunga penah comolot kat sini. ops. haha), so he decides to go to Kalimantan.

As he reaches Kalimantan, there is lots of smoke regarding the burning of the jungle. He cannot withstand with the terrible environment and get fainted.

Lastly…

Tengok la video nie…